Wednesday, January 07, 2009

He's taller than he looks in paintings

So, I met a man today whose mother died. He was making arrangements for her and is one of those easily distracted types (I know, you have got to imagine the turns our chat took with my awesome ability to not stay to the point). Anyhoo, he was telling me about being in a coma after getting legionnaire's disease (along with his wife on their honeymoon) and how he met Jesus in this coma. Jesus turned him around by the shoulder (which still hurts, to remind him that Jesus is real) and when he got a look at him he said Jesus was 6'3" and 250 pounds "which is quite a bit bigger than he is in paintings". So, yeah, he was a fracking kick in the pants. His name was Edward. And I can't wait to chat with him again!!!
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7 comments:

Uncle Skip, said...

Should you be telling this to us?
Isn't there something in the code of ethics about mortician/client privilege?

duble-u said...

sara, you should check out this site. http://memorialdiamonds.blogspot.com/

duble-u said...

and teach me how to link properly

Uncle Skip, said...

Woody -
Do you really want to learn how to use HTML tags?
It means you're gonna have to use the Shift key.

carly said...

Best story ever.

auritus said...

Jesus... or Fabio?

I often make that mistake. Long blond hair and all.

auritus said...

http://wetmen.provocateuse.com/images/photos/fabio_01.jpg

See, the resemblance is uncanny.